What’s happening on twitter.

Also, here’s some stand-up I did a couple years ago.

Site redesign coming later this summer.

WDGTINT: Facebook

I’m not sure why Facebook thinks my musical tastes are even worse than they are, but I’m a little offended by this.

Pink Live in LA

Now, if it had been Avril Lavigne live in LA, that’d be a different story.

Forgive Our Mess

In the middle of a site redesign. Things may get hairy.

So Live Yo’ Life

Because if not, Chris Brown will beat you apparently. But more to the point, the intergalactic bullet into Earth’s head may have already been fired. Potential gamma ray energy greater than the mass of the sun times the speed of light may already be headed for Earth. Or maybe not, scientists aren’t sure.

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2009/04/is-a-death-star.html

Scientists aren’t sure?? Shouldn’t we be looking into this more??? Anyways, went to the beach yesterday, going to a farmer’s market later today, going back to the beach on Friday… when the gamma rays come, at least I’ll be tan and well-fed.

You guys!

You know that feeling when you add too much chocolate syrup to something? Me neither.

You guys know the feeling of worrying you’re gonna spill something on the clothes, followed immediately by the feeling that you look like a redneck eating ice cream from a coffee cup shirtless?

You guys ever let dishes sit out for so long that the food has evolved into other food?

That’s all for now. Site redesign coming sometime soon.

WDGTINT – Shut up, Google.

In this edition of Why Does Google Think I Need This:

Did She Break Up With U? – www.GetYourExGirlfriendBack.com – Get Her Back With This Proven Plan. Get Instant Access via Email Now.

You’re a jerk, Google.

WDGTINT: Gross Edition

All right, seriously, Why Does Google Think I Need This?

How to of the Day – Have a Runny Nose? Make Nose Plugs From a Drinking Straw – 2 days ago

WDGTINT: FMyLife Edition

Disappointing: this ad is not for a dating website for hot women concerned about zombie defense.

Appointing: The folks over at fmylife.com know how to target me directly, for a successful variant of Why Does Google Think I Need This?

Sidenote: LML is the new FML. I should purchase that domain and start marketing it… but I don’t really care.

you GUYS our LIVES!